Yes, That Happened in “Killing Joke”, Get Over It

the-killing-joke“The Killing Joke” is a classic Batman story written by one of comics’ most influential authors, the one and only Alan Moore (who has also penned “Watchmen” and “V for Vendetta”, among many, many more). It defined the Batman mythos for YEARS to come, giving the Joker a more-or-less definitive origin and transforming the failing-in-popularity Batgirl into the much more popular Oracle. The original graphic novel, albeit a bit on the short side, keeps being printed and reprinted to this day, with fans still debating over its ambiguous ending. Was the Joker right? Can one really bad day truly drive a person insane? Was that person Batman, who finally snapped and killed his arch-nemesis (echoing the sentiment he had expressed earlier in the story about their struggle ending by one of them killing the other), or did he listen to Gordon and bring him in by the book? Argh, I could go on and on about this story, but I don’t need to – countless others, from regular fans all the way to comic book writer Grant Morrison have thrown their own two cents into it. No, right now, I want to focus on a little something else.

Recently (and by that I mean “this week”), an animated movie based on “The Killing Joke” was released featuring the voices of Kevin Conroy as Batman, Mark Hamill as Joker and Tara Strong as Batgirl – who have been voicing these characters since the 90s. And, surprise, surprise, the actual part that is a straight adaptation of “The Killing Joke” is actually really great! The performances are great, the character designs are awesome, the sets are unbelievably creative, and the changes actually enhance the story rather than detract from it. But since “The Killing Joke” is a very short book, the filmmakers added a 30-minute prologue focusing on Batgirl, and that… Has been divisive. io9 called the movie’s portrayal of Batgirl a “frankly sexist character assassination”, and fans haven’t been much kinder – if you go to any review of the movie, even ones that don’t mention this in particular (such as this one by Chris Stuckmann), you’re undoubtedly going to see one thing being brought up over and over again. And I’m here to set the record straight.

Yes, Batgirl has sex with Batman. Get over it.

I mean, really, the outrage over this one plot point in particular is ridiculous, and the arguments against it – even more so. I mean, a “character assassination”, really? I mean, it’s not like Batgirl’s portrayed as a brainless bimbo who does nothing but pine for her man throughout the entire movie – she’s clearly capable, extremely intelligent, a better detective/tech expert than even Batman… Her character is there, it’s just that the director has decided to give her *gasp* a flaw! Throughout the movie, it’s made rather clear that it’s not really Batman that Batgirl likes – it’s the power fantasy that Batman provides. Meanwhile, Batman himself sees this in her and knows just how dangerous that mindset is, which is why he distances himself from her. Those characters are human – they make mistakes and have very real emotions which aren’t always rational. This isn’t a “character assassination” – this is precisely what the fabled “strong female character” should be like!

You guys wanna know what a real assassination of a female character looks like? Look no further than the 2004 “Catwoman” movie. Remember that? The titular Catwoman is a flirty cat burglar with a love-hate relationship with Batman who likes to play by her own rules, but will always do the right thing when it counts. The protagonist of the movie is… Well, none of those things. At all. Like, not even close. She’s a straight-up superhero with cat powers who fights against an evil corporation. Hell, they couldn’t even get Catwoman’s name right – she’s called Selina Kyle, not Patience Phillips or whatever. When your movie depicts a beloved comic book character so poorly that even the actress who brought her to life apologized (when accepting her Razzie award, no less), then you know that THAT is a character assassination. Batgirl having sex with Batman is not the problem. Not every female character has to be a perfect, pure snowflake in order to be “strong” – they can be strong while making mistakes. Please don’t halt so many years of progress when it comes to depictions of female characters just because you can’t accept that a woman can be flawed.

Is “The Avengers” The Best Slot Ever?

Avengers SlotOkay, okay, fine, I know – I’ve spoken about the Avengers time and time again, but I can’t help it! I love them! They’re my favorite superhero team of all time! While other kids were all about the Justice League, or the X-Men, or the Fantastic Four (hahaha, I’m just kidding, nobody but the most hardcore comic book nerds – of which I am one – likes the Fantastic Four), I was all about Iron Man, Captain America, Hawkeye, Ms. Marvel, Black Panther and the rest of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes. “New Avengers” was one of the first comic books I ever picked up, and it introduced me to some characters who are now fairly well-known thanks to their live-action appearances, like Luke Cage and Jessica Jones. “Civil War” – a very important Avengers-centric event – was the first comic book event that I actually followed as it happened, and for that reason it still holds a very special place in my heart. “Avengers: Earth’s Mightiest Heroes” is one of my favorite cartoons of all time, and not a day goes by in which I don’t curse the person who canceled it and replaced it with that “Avengers Assemble” crap. And of course, it goes without saying that the fact that the movies are among the finest superhero entertainment to have ever been released fills me with immense joy!

But there’s another piece of “Avengers” media that often goes overlooked outside of the gambling fields when maybe it shouldn’t. I am, of course, talking about “The Avengers” slot machine, developed by Playtech around the time the movie came out. I know that plenty my readers are into gambling (I’m looking at those metrics and reading your messages), but for those of you who don’t know, “The Avengers” at one point actually became one of the most popular slots in the UK, raking in millions in profits. Yes, one of the most popular online slot machines in one of the meccas of online gambling bore the faces of Iron Man, Thor and the rest of the Marvel superheroes. How friggin’ cool is that? Though it begs the question, why did this slot become so popular rather than literally any of the others listed on this website? Honestly, I think it’s because it did everything right.

Now, your average slot isn’t expected to rake in a whole lot of cash. Each online slot has something called a Return to Player percentage, which is always really high (over 91%, more often than not over 95%) and essentially ensures that a certain percentage of all money deposited within the slot by the players will be dispensed back to the players. It may not be to the same player, exactly (so person A could deposit a tenner and come out with nothing while person B might also deposit a tenner and come out with a twenty), but essentially, the overwhelming majority of money that players invest won’t even be smelled by the developers of the slot, which is why online slots are typically made on the super cheap. Have you ever wondered why most online slots look terrible, with cringeworthy animations that seem like they were made by a 5th grader? This is why – it’s a cost-cutting measure. The only way most slots can turn in a profit is to be as cheap as humanly possible.

But not “The Avengers”. That slot actually goes all out. It’s got great graphics, great music, voice acting, lots of bonus games and even a progressive jackpot! It’s got literally everything that a slot could possibly need and then some! It’s pretty obvious that developer Playtech spared no expense on this particular slot (unlike their other Marvel slots, many of which have quite obviously cut corners). It’s well-made, it’s got a lot of love for the source material in it, it’s jam-packed with features, and it’s based on a movie that made over a billion dollars at the box office! Honestly, is it any surprise that “The Avengers” became so popular?